Aaah the old ones are the best!
I was reading a wee article recently and it made me smile so I thought I'd share it with you all!
A man walks into a butchers and says "is that yer Ayshire Bacon?" to which the butcher replies," Naw, it's ma hands a'm warmin'!!!!
For those who don't get it, pop up a reply and I'll explain!!
Here's another one my Mum rattled off over dinner:
Did you hear the one about the Sea Scouts? .....their tent sank!!!
Sorry, I know these are childish but those of you who know me will know that's me!!!
- Published: 3 September 2008
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.
'Comfy?' asks the dentist.
'Govan' she replies.
I'm here all week, try the veal!